Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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