hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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