Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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