From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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