yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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