I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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