WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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