but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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