Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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