does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
