Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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