The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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