I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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