i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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