: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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