i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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