im having a threesome with these popsicles
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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