Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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