Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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