Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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