I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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