So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts