We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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