I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
