I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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