who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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