At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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