In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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