barbara walters just said penis...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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