I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think my moral compass just broke
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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