Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it