Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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