Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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