So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm at about main and main street
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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