are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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