He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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