didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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