Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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