Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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