Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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