With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Randomize
