her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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