I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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