Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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