Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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