you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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