let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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