I'm pants shitting drunk right now
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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