Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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