Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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