if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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