Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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