If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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