he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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