Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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