I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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