your parents love me but you hate me
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I know her cup size but not her name....
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