so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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