Me too!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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